10 Things i hate about you.

I hate the

way you talk to me,

 and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.

 I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots,

 and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick;

 it even makes me rhyme. I hate it,

I hate the way you're always right. 

I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,

Even worse when you make me cry.

I hate it when you're not around.

 And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly i hate the way

 I don't hate you.

 Not even close,

 not even a little

 bit, not even at all.